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26 April 2006 @ 01:00 pm
In the interest of fair, complete and unbiased reporting Gadfly feels compelled to inform readers of new information brought to light today in the trial of Carol Fisher. The crusading publication, The Cleveland Plain Dealer, and its reporter James F. McCarthy deserve the highest praise for alerting us to this deadly menace in our midst.

Ms. Fisher, a 53 year old 130 lb. cancer survivor, has strength far beyond mere mortal women. As a recent study,Grip Strength and Hand Force Estimation, from Department of Labor and Industries of the State of Washington shows-- the average woman has normative power grip strength of 66 pounds, and normative pinch grip strength of 20 pounds. Yet the Plain Dealer reports that patrolmen Dan Downey and Mike Frinzl, a tag team with a combined weight of more than 400 pounds, a duo that lifts weights and is 20 years younger than her were no match for the diminutive Ms. Fisher.

Officer Downey is quoted as saying, "As small as she is, I could not break her grip."

Be afraid America, be very much afraid. You don't want to meet an admitted activist like this in a dark alley when you have nothing more than 2 cops with guns to protect you. Gadfly presents exclusive photos showing the hands of Ms. Fisher as she develops her Vulcan Death Grip.


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Grip Strength and Hand Force:

Activist Defended Self, Plain Dealer:

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